Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Feeding the dog

My momis bugging me to feed the dog.  I hate all forms of work, except when you babysit a sleeping child, and the person pays you to eat their food, and watch their awesome comcast widescreen tv.  That is enjoyable work.

2 comments:

Edward Ott said...

I must say i agree, now how can i get that job and get it to pay me 36k a year?

Lommee said...

Just find the richest person in the state that has kids, and get them to need a babysitter. This may require torchure. Do not be afraid to pull out the iron maiden.